Tongue in cheek but when you try and explain to an outsider it goes something like this.
If you have a Facultative Risk that has been placed fully in the London Market, and does use London Market Risk codes, and needs to be electronically quoted, but only if it is for one of the permissible classes, then do consider the use of PPL but only after you have had your training and make sure you decide which system is responsible for the maths in signing down. If it hasn’t been fully London placed - give the insurer a call or take him for beer. If you are a Lloyd's Broker or Coverholder you have your own or a 3rd Party Binder that supplies Risk Level data in a uniform standard, hold on to it, if it has a 40% fit to the published "standard" that is covered by the Glossary, (noting that Brexit has already occurred for all UK based Risks and are treated differently to European ones and that the glossary is only a guide), then submit an eBOT via your own private gateway, remembering to spell Lloyd's with no apostrophe and a lowercase "l", and attach your paper LPAN along with a Version 5 Premium report spreadsheet until DXC notify you that Binders are acceptable via XML, but don't forget to send the paper LPAN either way until after the removal of the return BSM technology. Ensure you include the Swimmingpool flag in the RLD coverholder reporting into the DASATS repository. Essential for all Technicians and producing brokers remember to tag any Risk with a random choice of ACORD codes, please ensure you choose, "Fac", "Direct", "Treaty" or the catch all "Fac, Direct or Treaty" anything else that doesn't have a code, there use the option for "Misc" for all options at will. When selecting which initiative to sign up for, ensure the acronym letters are in the right order and note they are all designed by different teams, in different languages, at different times, several addressing the same problem, with a different outcome and the author cannot be found, last seen heading for Switzerland after retiring from contracting at the age of 45.